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I would rather end on a platonic relationship than have tedbecca be like hermione x ron, just waiting for that moment only for it to be half-assed 😔

biglawbear:

representationthirst:

satans-classics:

punkenglishnerd:

Unpopular opinion: Being intelligent isn’t an excuse for being unkind.

Pretentious asshole is OUT! Pretentious Sweetheart is IN! Wearing dapper clothes and holding the door open for others makes you feel COOL AS H*CK! Glance up from your hefty books to give a stranger a smile!! Quote literature to inspire others! Be presumptuous in the way that you presume that everyone needs their day to be a little brighter!!!

Administration showed us this tweet on day one of grad school and boy did it hit home

“distinguished yourself by being kind” is my literal life motto at work, holy shit

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abracadaze:

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he’s some sort of supergenius when in reality it’s his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he’s some sort of supergenius when in reality it’s his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he’s doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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bakwaaas:

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow

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fierre-dont-you-dare:

jaubaius:

Love this professor Potato🥔🤓

“alright let’s get serious” *sits back on an office chair as a potato*

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alaa-sayed:

I know life’s scratched your hands enough, and I’m here to kiss them.

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28dayslater:

It’s fun to think abt what could have happened if Walter White taught any other subject. Like Economics teacher Mr White is teaming up with Jesse who works customer service at a bank and they’re frauding the stock market. English Mr White is plagiarising poetry and publishing it under Jesse P. Inkman. Mr White the PE teacher obviously is pumping Jesse full of steroids so he can illegally win The Big Race. And Mr White from the art department? I’m sure I don’t need to say hentai

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fakecrfan:

I think next tumblr should do a reverse Goncharov where everyone pretends that a real franchise doesn’t exist and writes meta about what it says about tumblr culture that people made up all those particular plot points.

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gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting

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tanyushenka:

Kashan, Iran 
@Alex Reza Shams 

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queenofmoons:

queenofmoons:

queenofmoons:

Do you guys remember when Tesla made a car whose windows wouldn’t be broken by a tow hitch and then they made the claim that it would widthstand a nuclear blast and a jalopnik writer wrote and published a piece that was just like “prove it Elon. Go on. Nuke your car” because I think about it every day

This wasn’t a joke btw

I almost forgot my favorite part:

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forestwildflower:

anybodyandsomebody:

bangedbysatan:

bangedbysatan:

Tumblr would enjoy this I thought

I love reading how my video of my dogs cured people’s depression. They’re so wholesome.

Dog 1: Mesmerized, pure, wholesome

Dog 2: Absolute madman

I’ve watched this 5 times and each time is better than the last

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jellybeanium124:

doyouknowwhatimeme:

SHUT UP ABOUT THE PASSAGE OF TIME

SHUT UP. ABOUT THE PASSAGE OF TIME

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httpcottagewitch:

creds to @thepulpgirls

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dead-james-potter:

reblog to give the person you rb’d this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

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